A nudist has more stylish clothes than you, and they wear none!
Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up!
They can't measure your intelligence. The scale won't go that low.
Appearances can be deceiving. Or in your case, disgusting.
Know what I like about your face? Me neither
Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
You've made this date I won't forget... no matter how hard I try.
You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
why were males created before females? Because you always need a rough draft before the finally copy
we have a strange and wonderful relationship. You’re strange and I’m wonderful
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
Sweetie if you’re gonna be two faced at least make on of them pretty
Laugh at your problems, everyone else does
Now I know why this was a blind date. Because after seeing you I wish I was blind